If, in the heat of the moment, you can think of even just one reason not to fuck someone,

DON’T DO IT!

where: American Apparel

They’re about $50, which is kind of ridiculous….

BUT THEY’RE VIRTUALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE.

1. They don’t snag
2. They don’t wrinkle
3. They stay put
4. They look GREAT
5. Are the perfect base for any themed-party outfit

I got a pair in November, and you’d never know they’ve seen so many shit shows since then. I always wake up the next morning expecting to see some sort of damage on them, but nothing! Every time!

Get your first pair in black. It’s the most versatile color and least costumey.

I never spend this much on one article of clothing (formal dresses excluded) because it’s NEVER worth it. But these shorts are definitely an exception.

1. Wash your hair last. If you keep it dry until you’re about it wash it, you’re limiting the amount of time the water has to pull the color out.
2. Use cold water. Hot water makes color bleed (same thing goes for doing your laundry). Using cold closes your hair follicles or cuticle [WHATEVER IT’S CALLED] so it locks the color in.
3. Buy dry shampoo. If you shampoo your hair less, less color will come out. try going 2-3 without washing it (unless you’re a really gross person who works out a lot or something) and substituting with dry shampoo in the meantime.

**Tip** If your hair is gross by the third day, try curling it with a curling iron. Not only will your curl hold better since your hair is oily, but your hair will look glossy and nobody will realize you haven’t done anything to it in 2 days!